Death to the Sun!
naughtyvixens:

jadebloods replied to your post: i already finished the project i wante…

meenah/karkat if you’re into that at all

this is the only request i finished today because my boss dropped by unexpectedly ha ha haaaaaaaaa………….
humanstuck because i got the distinct feeling you were in a mood for it

naughtyvixens:

jadebloods replied to your post: i already finished the project i wante…

meenah/karkat if you’re into that at all

this is the only request i finished today because my boss dropped by unexpectedly ha ha haaaaaaaaa………….

humanstuck because i got the distinct feeling you were in a mood for it

uncomfortablepeople:

humanstuck!cronim with them being all Switch—subcronus is shyer but hellsa louder, subporrim is tougher and harder to crack both of them have their own ways of dealing with the other
CRACKSHIPS
WHAT WILL BECOME OF US

uncomfortablepeople:

humanstuck!cronim with them being all Switch—subcronus is shyer but hellsa louder, subporrim is tougher and harder to crack both of them have their own ways of dealing with the other

CRACKSHIPS

WHAT WILL BECOME OF US

gamrezi!!!
Anonymous

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn why you gotta dO THIS TO ME OMG

  • what was their first kiss like:  cautious, wary, terrifying, nerve wracking… awkward. for terezi that is ahaha.  i think gamzee was just sleazily enjoying it
  • where were they their first time having sex:  in a VENT
  • who’s louder: terezi even though she actually tries not to be but SHE IS AND GAMZEE’S FINE WITH THAT
  • who wakes up first: gamzee, and he sits there watching her creepily.  then torments her to wake her up.  if she DOES get up first she would know to just count her blessings and get away from the lazy ass and then she would train herself to get up earlier and then YES IT’S SPLIT EVENLY
  • who performs/receives oral more often: hagshsgfkadskals.  i think that it’s split evenly because gamzee would be the type to give AND receive it, and enjoy it thoroughly on both sides.  sleazy and evil >B]
  • who tries new things more often: gamzee just coerces terezi into it and she goes along with it because she.  can’t.  help it.  dick too bomb.
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: hrgghhghgnnhnh I’m too self-indulgent here I’m going to embarrass myself ahahaha.  first of all karkat.  second of all dave (because i think gamzee still harbors a hate-crush on dave).  and third, rose -u-  because.  hot.  i think rose would do it.  and i don’t perceive terezi liking rose all that much but she’d do it with her anyway.  like a soft spot for her c:>
john and dave
Anonymous

hrrgghh hard one for me

  • what was their first kiss like:  a disaster.  knowing john, knowing dave.  just.  disaster LOL and then teenage boy angst for a while
  • where were they their first time having sex:  god.  maybe a motel, because dave would try to make it as cool as possible and motels are cool to do it at.
  • who’s louder: john…. dave would try and keep it down so he stays more the adult but john wouldn’t care in fact john would get louder just to spite and embarrass dave pfff
  • who wakes up first: i think dave would wake up first a lot, but then go back to sleep.  then he’d get up when john got up
  • who performs/receives oral more often: yes dave loves giving the jobs i still don’t think john would want to go down there too often at all, but hey who wouldn’t love getting it
  • who tries new things more often: john for this one surprisingly.  just to get dave’s goat
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: i….. hmm good question.  i don’t think anyone, because i don’t foresee either of them liking to share ahah
Mituna and Latula! :)
Anonymous

aahhhh babies -u-

  • what was their first kiss like:  radical of course, what else would it be (well okay latula would WANT you to think that and of course she’d tell everyone that but honestly mituna was probably very cool about it while latula was all fluttery and nervous)
  • where were they their first time having sex:  a roller-rink or a boardwalk or an empty arcade.  they snuck in back somewhere and did it and it was very fast, but amazing.  and latula’s very dominant
  • who’s louder: mituna, latula - for being as loud and obnoxious as she can be - is very good at staying controlled while she’s doing the do
  • who wakes up first: pfffff they both sleep in as late as possible.  so… I guess it depends on who has to go to the bathroom first?
  • who performs/receives oral more often: yeah okay mituna gets this one.  he’s such a pervert and he has spasms while he’s down there.  Latula I think likes to go down but she’s not very good at it so she doesn’t do it as often
  • who tries new things more often: I think latula would TRY to do something new a lot, but it just always ends in chaos and spasms and thrashes because mituna, and he tends to stay on schedule out of habit
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: so many.  so MANY.  I’d like to think meenah at some point.  kankri if they could manage his celibacy lol.  i… i have a guilty pleasure for including cronus in there in a black way omg…. huff -u-;  oh yes, and kurloz for some moirail times aah dunno if latula would like that but (jesus h Christ can i think that latula and mituna both would love to tackle terezi together ajhydfkds sollux too ok oh maaaan pycaptoropes what am i to do)
Scourge sisters 4 the headcanon thing :?
Anonymous

aaahhh this one’s going to kill me -u-;;;;

  • what was their first kiss like:  vicious and sexy.  started out as kind of a joke or a “dare YOU to go further!” kind of thing, with them bitching at each other back and forth pffff then suddenly they were giggling and kissing ferociously (again, just to try to one-up each other)
  • where were they their first time having sex:  probably at terezi’s.  vriska was over there harassing her or something, or feeling cranky or gloomy, and… well, terezi made her feel better c:>
  • who’s louder: they’d both be pretty loud, but I think vriska would be more so just to be more obnoxious than terezi aha
  • who wakes up first: tereziiiiii,  vriska’s such a lazy snoring sleeping-in brat
  • who performs/receives oral more often: terezi takes the blueberry pie.  I’m sure vriska would like doing it too as much as she could, to try and “get back” at terezi for making her feel so good lol
  • who tries new things more often: I feel like vriska would want to try things more often this time.  terezi’s pretty adventurous but she hates being shown up by vriska, and vice versa.  so to beat terezi to the punch, she would try to bring it up first
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: I love the thought of them dragging karkat in kicking and screaming, or even dave who would probably be into that (though more than slightly wary of vriska).  and hell, aradia?  make her pay-fest lolllllll
I'm guessing you probably already got this ship, but still... Rosemary?
Anonymous

this is the first!

  • what was their first kiss like:  I’m gonna go with awkward since it pretty much seemed to happen that way in canon ahah.  if I could imagine another scenario - like say if rose had been sober - I think it would be cute if it were gently awkward.  like… rose would say, “Okay.  I’m going to kiss you now.” and Kanaya just nods in affirmation, cheeks green, very nervous and concentrative.  then commence interspecies girl kisses -u-
  • where were they their first time having sex:  I would actually guess somewhere extremely romantically corny.  under a shady tree during a sunny day, or maybe in rose’s room at night with candles lit.  not that it would be planned ahaha I think rose would just initiate and it would escalate there and things just happened to be perfect for them
  • who’s louder: kanaya, and it would embarrass her but delight rose 9u9
  • who wakes up first: probably alternates, or they tend to wake up at the same time
  • who performs/receives oral more often: rose loves giving it, and kanaya’s just happy to receive
  • who tries new things more often: definitely rose, again that bitch kaaaanky
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: I don’t know if I can envision them convincing a third party honestly.  I can’t think of anyone they would be commonly attracted to!
sexual headcanons deep breathing karezi
Anonymous

omg i just knew karezi was coming aaaah whyyyyy i have so many cute and different scenarios for them ;v;

  • what was their first kiss like:  awkward awkward awkward awkward.  karkat definitely had a panic attack and terezi just got annoyed with him, but in the end their first kiss turned into a nice good sloppy makeout session pffff that’s what i like to think
  • where were they their first time having sex:  hmmmm.  maybe at karkat’s pad?  he finally decided to go for the gold during a romcom marathon and he convinced her 9u9
  • who’s louder: shouting matches that’s all i have to say
  • who wakes up first: definitely terezi. she wakes up and torments him while he’s still asleep ahaha
  • who performs/receives oral more often: oh please, terezi gives it, karkat gets it.  he strikes me as the type who’s selfish when it comes to oral, and terezi would DEFINITELY love the taste and textures and noises she’d inspire
  • who tries new things more often: terezi gets the gold on this one too ahahah karkat would just want plain and boring pail-filling wham bam thank you goodnight
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: oh god the POSSIBILITIES.  g-gamzee… ;v;  maybe dave.  maybe sollux.  nepeta could be convinced too!  fuckkkk so many lol
Grimdorks? (JohnRose)
  • what was their first kiss like:  john would try to make it as suave as possible, but he would just end up having a small panic attack and instead make a bunch of false starts and jokes and try to play them off as pranks.  rose would finally just… hold him still and do it, and she would be the cool, dominant one
  • where were they their first time having sex:  dave’s bedroom just to spite him
  • who’s louder: john by a long shot LOL
  • who wakes up first: rose
  • who performs/receives oral more often: hmmm maybe they split the time evenly.  rose and john both seem the kind that just love receiving oral.  then again, john doesn’t strike me as very giving, so rose would probably have to bribe him aha
  • who tries new things more often: …rrrrrose?  yeah i think rose.  she just screams kinky
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include:  i don’t think these two could agree on one person together :V i don’t think john would be cool with sharing
Aradia/Sollux
Anonymous
  • what was their first kiss like:  very mundane and unexciting. like sollux is just like “yeah okay so aa” and leans over and kisses her, and she kind of just looks surprised for a minute like 030 but then smiles sheepishly 0u0 and they continue doing whatever it was they were doing
  • where were they their first time having sex:  at sollux’s computer desk, right there in his chair.  aradia was having none of his “not riight now ii’m bu2y” bs
  • who’s louder: ummm PROBABLY aradia?  but not by much, they’re both probably pretty quiet and grunty and breathy
  • who wakes up first: depends!  if aradia was out late on a dig, she sleeps in.  if sollux was up all day coding, he sleeps in.  half the time sollux is bright and early and a worker bee, the other half he’s a lazy pos sleeping and snoring all hours of the night
  • who performs/receives oral more often: i think with sollux it’s a sure bet to be half and half evenly.
  • who tries new things more often: definitely aradia.  she’s more adventurous
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: oh god the possibilities.  i think terezi is top choice mostly because she’s kind of in to both of them.  she’s sollux’s gaming buddy and she’s a former scourge/charge rival of aradia’s, and they’d dig that about each other >;]
Meulin and Kurloz (for the headcanon thingiemajig)
Anonymous

aah oh my god!  i didn’t think i’d get any then suddenly i got four!  woohoo ok here goes!

  • what was their first kiss like:  probably really cute and sweet, like kurloz being such a gentle gentleman and smiling all slyly while leaning down and touching his nose to hers, silently asking for a kiss, and then she blushed and obliged him and got all cute and squealy and fangirly like watching her otp kissing for the first time
  • where were they their first time having sex:in her LION’S DEN
  • who’s louder: do i really have to- no.
  • who wakes up first: I think Meulin wakes up first.  She’s too excitable to lie there sleeping in, or in other cases when she does happen to get lazy kurloz will wake up first and lie there staring silently at her waiting for her to get up.  we’re not going to get into the sadstuck aspect of this
  • who performs/receives oral more often: this is an odd one.  i think meulin would give it more often trying to make kurloz make sound once again.  before sewing his mouth shut, he probably gave it more often because he yeah he wanna make her yowl ;D
  • who tries new things more often: meulin because she saw it on her blog somewhere.  kurloz i’d imagine would be ok going along with it, but likes to stay pretty routine usually.  doesn’t mind indulging her though.
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: why not kurloz’s own moirail?  i think mituna would be into it, and then somehow dragging latula along (ho shit ghb/redglare shenans).  i can imagine meulin wanting to drag her cute little dancestor in but nepeta would see kurloz and be like nOPE NOPE NO. NO THANKS.

black-quadrant:

where-is-the-pizza:

black-quadrant:

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Please never bite off someones bulge

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nayx:

STOP SCROLLING: help!  i hate doing this, i know everyone hates this.  but im really short on cash right now and there’s this dragon dildo

ill moisten your dragon cavve

G-G4SP!!!  >:///O