Death to the Sun!

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

august-bxrns-red:

criedwolves:

xfloridakilosx:

criedwolves:

pb | marceline

http://xfloridakilosx.tumblr.com

why are you promoting yourself on my post this ain’t bout u

*internal screaming*

Nobody gets left behind.

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

cute-overload:

So much for keeping my newly washed whites……. whitehttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

So much for keeping my newly washed whites……. white
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

araneapeixes:

look at them theyre probably being mean to someone

araneapeixes:

look at them theyre probably being mean to someone

isawatree:

Ecola Deep by Scotty Perkins
jelloegg:

CELL by nachomolina
waking up on october 1st like

femper:

did y’all see this shit

starnoodle:

Can you imagine how hard it would be for Bro to get the beta babies to sit still and eat some damn broccoli.

starnoodle:

Can you imagine how hard it would be for Bro to get the beta babies to sit still and eat some damn broccoli.

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

ghastderp:

idek if people even know this about me but i make really neat little high-quality buttons to display plant fibers, feathers and bug wings, pretty much anything i pick up around town in my autistic ramblings. sometimes i order pressed flowers or…

earthcrystal:

Russian Lemurian Ice Opal (Angel) Aura Quartz

earthcrystal:

  • Russian Lemurian Ice Opal (Angel) Aura Quartz